In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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