i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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