Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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