Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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