Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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