god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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