He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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