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(253): View more from Washington

Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.

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(571): View more from Virginia

he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj

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(209): View more from California

I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?

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(586): View more from Michigan

Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers

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(614): View more from Ohio

I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.

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(912): View more from Georgia

Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life

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(402): View more from Nebraska

How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?

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