If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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