Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?