Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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