I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
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