He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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