That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
How does one acquire holy water?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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