It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
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