I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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