omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
In other news, I just burned my penis
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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