I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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