Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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