He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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