At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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