Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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