he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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