Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
