I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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