Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
So. Much. Porn.
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