p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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