is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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