found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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