Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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