My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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