There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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