I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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