I wish I only lived at night.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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