Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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