There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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