The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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