So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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