any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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