I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think my vagina is haunted
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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