She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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