Christians are straight up FREAKS
How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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