Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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