How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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