You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Found the puke drawer
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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