Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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