at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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