Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
