Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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