Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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