My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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