It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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