Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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