Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
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Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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