Just took my morning after pill in the library
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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