Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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