even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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