she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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