you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
